Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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