he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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