i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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