are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize