this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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