Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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