i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
