Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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