I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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