Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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