It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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