remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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