when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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