So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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