i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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