She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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