I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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