Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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