Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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