Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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