So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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