why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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