FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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