Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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