Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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