real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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