I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Do vagina's smell?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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