I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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