We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize