Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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