I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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