Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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