So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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