No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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