Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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