so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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