this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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