We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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