Your tits are I can't wait for
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
