The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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