We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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