Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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