So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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