So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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