hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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