Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
