you would pick up someone in the library
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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