how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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