I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
that is very illegal...i love you.
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