(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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