Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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