My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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