Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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