I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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