fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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