Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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