I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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