do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
